limp bizkit
a rap metal band which is either extremely loved by its fans, or is extremely hated by metal fans who don’t believe rap and metal should blend. the only rule about limp bizkit is you either love them oir hate them.
metal fan: godd-mn f-ggoty-f-gggot -ss limp bizkit!!! i f-ckin’ hate fred durst with his p-ssy–ss wannabe rapper/singer peresona and their f-ckin’ turntabels and their gay–ss voices!!!
lb fan after listening to slayer/manowar: godd-mn slayer!! how the f-ckin’ h-ll can people say that this cr-p is better than limp bizkit!! all that these f-ggots do is scream and play their guitars h-lla fast!! this gay–ss sh-t f-ckin’ blows!!!
the actual meaning whether u like it or not–a game where a group of guys jack off in a circle, where a cracker is placed in the middle. the last guy to blow there load on the cracker, must eat it with all the sperm on it. therefore the biscuit is limp cuz of the sperm. also a band name led by fred durst.
holy sh-t dude its time for some limp bizkit eatin.
a band characterized by moronic lyrics with many mentions of the word “f-ck” (cuz th3y r teh h4rdc0r3!!!111!!), sh-tty power riffs played over and over, and inane “beats” added in. their lead “singer” fred durst either “raps” in a whiny b-tch -ss voice or “sings” in monotone. y’know, when he’s trying to be all “serious”.
limp bizkit song: move in now move out, hands up now hands down.
me: what is this? the f-ckin’ hokey pokey?
a rap metal band, characterized by the fact that they named themselves after a male masturbation game.
fred durst: hey, lets w-nk over a biscuit!
rest of band: sounds fun!
fred durst: yay, i get to eat it. from this day onwards we will be known as limp biscuit!
rest of band: limp bizkit!
sh-t in a can.
stupid -ss) man limp bizkit is soo cool
anyone with semi-decent musical taste)yea so is my grandmas 80-year-old p-ssy, u stupid f-ck
“i’m angry, i wear a red hat, and i’m white.”
see “fred durst”
hes lame
fred durst’s little flaccid p-n-s.
limp bizkit ain’t metal. judas priest is metal.
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