the moment after *j*c*l*t**n and before flacidity where a p*n*s is hanging at a specific curve. not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.
i barely finished jacking off before my roommate came home, pretty sure he saw my limp guinea
when a platypus is dropped 20 stories onto it’s bill. did you see that splatypus on the pavement yesterday?
- hannah closs
the most beautiful, helpful, caring, and litty person alive! hannah closs is full of s*ss, and knows how to make everyone laugh until they pee their pants. example: whoops, i just made that girl laugh until she diarrhea’d herself. i’m such a hannah closs!
- mirror monkey
all the 20-ish college brats who have nothing better to do at the gym than stare at themselves in the mirrors rather than actually working out. look over there, another mirror-monkey admiring themselves , good thing those 12 inch biceps do not take up too much mirror! lol that guy at the gym that spends […]
2 very s*xy twins with nice *sses woah they are real tibereas-becky