the moment after -j-c-l-t–n and before flacidity where a p-n-s is hanging at a specific curve. not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.
i barely finished jacking off before my roommate came home, pretty sure he saw my limp guinea
when a platypus is dropped 20 stories onto it’s bill. did you see that splatypus on the pavement yesterday?
- hannah closs
the most beautiful, helpful, caring, and litty person alive! hannah closs is full of s-ss, and knows how to make everyone laugh until they pee their pants. example: whoops, i just made that girl laugh until she diarrhea’d herself. i’m such a hannah closs!
- mirror monkey
all the 20-ish college brats who have nothing better to do at the gym than stare at themselves in the mirrors rather than actually working out. look over there, another mirror-monkey admiring themselves , good thing those 12 inch biceps do not take up too much mirror! lol that guy at the gym that spends […]
2 very s-xy twins with nice -sses woah they are real tibereas-becky
a very skin male who is foreign and is very nice and a good person . not very good on the attractive side but inside is gorgeous. omg i wish everyone was like deriel!