limpit mine


somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!
person 1: that heather mills was like a limpit mine on paul mcartney. one minute he couldn’t get rid of her, the next she just went off!
person 2: those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.

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