lincoln’s beard


when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s face, primarily around her mouth. after this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman’s pubic hair ad adhear it to the -j-c-l-t- on the woman’s face, creating a “lincoln’s beard”.
man, i was f-cking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my -ss, so i was like “b-tch, you did not just do that…” so she paid the price, and recieved a genuine lincoln’s beard.

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