lindahl

when you dress up men to look like women when you have s-x with them in order to pretend you are not gay. can be both oral and -n-l s-x.
the man in the closet pulled a lindahl so his friends didnt know he was gay.

if you pull a lindahl you can pretend you are straight. good for guys who cant admit to themselves they are gay.
a lindahl happens when two men are having s-x. one man is bent over and the other is behind doing him in the b-tt. during the course of vigorous s-x the p-n-s slips out of the -ss and is accidently thrust forth again hitting the man bent over square in the t-st-cl-s.

the act of slipping out of the -ss and hitting the t-st-cl-s is called a lindahl
i am walking funny because my boyfriend accidentaly got me with a lindahl and my nuts are killing me
a frilly style of man-purse made popular in irvine, ca. it hit the southerna california by storm last winter resulting in many applications of the style including lindahl “mackpacks” (backpack line), lindahl “doggie style” (small dog carriers), and the lindahl “f-nny pack” (available in two colors, fudge and chocolate thunder). these will be a must have man accessory this winter
“wow, look at tom’s new lindahl doggie style, it totally matches his shoes!”

“i went to the mall totally rocking my lindahl mackpack with built in speakers, i couldn’t keep the dudes off me.”
someone who is beyond attractive, and watches a ton of movies. this person has killer blue eyes, and is one of the sweetest types of people you will meet. this person has a wonderful smile, and is usually quiet but very charming. this person is a keeper.
wow, when i met lindahl, i was swooning.