Lindsey Lohan Syndrome
a person that feels they are above the law or above any situation, in any thing they do. it also goes by lohan syndrome, or lindsey syndrome. if or when caught, they are known to give any ignorant excuse to blame what ever on some one else to justify who what when and where, making them look like the poor innocent victim.
please your honor, i have a serious case of lindsey lohan syndrome. someone stole my p-ssport, and then deliberately poured alcohol on my monitor and got me drunk, and forced me to take drugs, just to get me in trouble, because they hate me.
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