Linyos Torovoltos


a soviet computer hacker who invented lunix before the russians lost the cold war. it is based on a program microsoft wrote for the us government.

he also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people’s computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people’s stereos.
clearly linyos torovoltos is not to be trusted.
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the spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like linus torvalds, the creator of linux.
“yo queiro llamar linyos torovoltos.”
“nuevo fiat!”

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