Linzi


a little 5 foot 2 inch scene kid with big babydoll eyes and known for being called “baby c–n.” she has aspirations of going to harvard and wants to model. she isn’t short, only “fun-sized” and very “portable.” not to mention, she’s very deliciously tasty.
wow, linzi is totally awesome!
is the most awesome kind of perosn who loves chocolate and is the best.
first person:who is linzi? second person:me!
blonde, blue eyes, 5’8 and a crackin figure. (in other words tasty!!!)
(boy see’s a girl with – see above)
wow, she’s linzi!!!
cooler than blake
1. sub-human
2. coward or to lack b-lls
3. to show/display ignorance or to act incompetent.
4. virgin or someone that never engages in s-xual activity.
“dont be a linzi”

person 1: “dude did you get laid”
person 2: “no i pulled a linzi”

“i think i linzi’ed this up…let me do it again”

“did you see that linzi get knocked out”

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