Lionel


a term often used to refer to a toy or model train. lionel is a company that has been making electric trains for over 100 years. its name has become synonymous with model trains in america. lionel is often used as a catch-all term for electric trains, whether they are lionel brand or not. most of the time, the term refers to the three-rail “o” and “o27” gauge trains. however, it can refer to any model train.
every holiday season, john has a lionel running under the yule tree.

my grandfather used to have lionels.
the best and s-xiest person ever. the definition of awesome. intelligent beyond belief.
holy cr-p, i wish i were lionel
is one on the smoothest dudes out right now, faithful,committed,buck as i don’t know what, and knows how to get down with the get down, whatever girl gets him is lucky and ought to feel like there in heaven! he is a god fearing man and knows how to provide. he’s pretty much the sh-t
like the micheal jordon of love! lionel the love guru
to get lionel (messy) is to get ridiculously drunk and start doing crazy things.

derives from the name of the barcelona footballer lionel messi.

messi = messy.
“last night got a bit lionel; i was sick everywhere and steve didn’t come home!”
used to show a male wishes to have s-xual relations with a female. this is due to the 1993 lionel ritchie smash hit single all night long (all night), the t-tle elludes to what the male would be doing to said female.
“oh god, i’d lionel that.”
a slang used for condoms.
“let me just slip on one of my lionels and we’re good to go!”
to be a mess or “messy”
derived from the argentinian footballer lionel messi
“woah that custard slice was a bit lionel”

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