lionfish



a fish that if you swim near it will stab you with its spines.they can also roar you to death. don’t keep them in tanks as they are escape artists as well
how to avoid it
bring a sword with you so you an hit the spines away and save yourself. they are also called turkey fish. they made that their name to act dumb so don”t think their stupid, their very smart.
don’t swim near it
you will probably die if you do
guy 1: brah i bought a pet lionfish. he’s so cool
guy 2: get rid of it, it will escape and roar at you in your sleep then kill you.

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