lipo
lipo is when you eat all the fat foods you want then the plastic suregons suck out all that f-cking fat you’ve been eating.only for $10,000 isn’t that wonderful?you can eat a metric ton and just f-cking suck it out….
wife:honey,i think i’m gettin fat from mcdonald’s
husband:you should just get all that f-cking fat sucked outta you
wife:it’s cuz of the bad s-x isn’t it???
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