when you insert more than five large fruits, (ie: grapefruit, watermelon, cantelope) into your partners *sshole/ v*g*n*.
julia: mike, can you lipob*gram my *ss?
- shane pomeroy
a stupid chef who is still obsessed with alyssa johnson and he’s really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can’t see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he’s so cool but really he just has a big toe and […]
- i cri
the tumblr way of saying you are quite saddened but are not actually crying. i cant reblog this meme…i cri
- donna trumpe
the female counter part of grabbing d*cks and using racial slurs and reverse s*xism i saw a donna trumpe today grabbing a guy by the d*ck while telling him he was a minority that deserves 77 cents to her dollar
- furby girl
adjective: a furby girl is a girl looking for the right owner (guy). she wants a man to take care of her and give her a certain type of lifestyle. she targets wealthy and famous men. most of the time a furby girl is plain out ratchet. a furby girl is also clingy, loud and […]