Lipton Shades
in the vein of the hot carl, rocky racc–n and cleveland steamer, the lipton shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst cr-pping in his pants. important is to squish around enough to cover one’s t-st-cl-s with the cr-pulence. you apply the lipton shades to your partner via the cincinatti bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to ‘tea-bag’ your partners eye sockets with p–p-stained nuts. leaving them with a glowing set of lipton shades.
at my friends bachelor party, we had some sk-nky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john’s lipton shades on her face. d-mn! girl, get a handi-wipe!
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