Liquid Baby


euphamism for male -j-c-l-t-
i was surfin’ some p-rn and w-nkin’ it, and i got liquid baby all over my keyboard!
sperm..doodle juice, c-ck sauce…..the white squirty stuff. the future of mankind, your potential to make stupid offspring…..the ooze of procreation
owww dude!! watch out for the liquid babies!! or would you like some of my liquid babies?

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