liquid diet


drinking large amounts of alcohol on an empty stomach.
j: “dude, i’ve had 6 beers and i didn’t eat dinner tonight.”
a: “you’re on a liquid diet bro.”
the term ‘liquid diet’ can often refer to a drinking session. however this phase can also mean, the manner of which a body is desposed off – implying that a persons body was dumped in a watered area, such as a river or lake.
jim bob: well that -sshole next door neighbour won’t be giving me anymore drama!
cleetus: why is that?
jim bob: i took the son of a b-tch out with my 303!
cleetus: what did you do with the body? did you bury him?
jim bob: let’s just say he’s on a liquid diet.
cleetus: he’s in the lake then?
jim bob: yep.

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