Liquid Fire Shit
a primarily liquid sh-t, (at least 80%), that comes out of one’s -sshole feeling reminiscent of molten lead.
these often occur a day or so after ingesting large quant-ties of spicy food, such as one might do in a habanaro pepper eating contest, supplemented with the ingestion of large amounts of liquid, such as at a habanero pepper eating contest. the result is an unusually liquidy sh-t that feel like someone is blowing out your pipes with lava, (technically magma, while still in your r-ct-m).
needless to say, these sh-ts do not invoke the normal feeling of self-gratification that comes with dumping one’s load. on the contrary, it often leaves the sh-tter’s -sshole with a terrible burning sensation. this is complimented by the fact that, due to the highly liquid nature of the sh-t, it oftentimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean up the mess, leaving the user with a burning and raw -sshole, as well as dozens of annoying dingleberries. the sh-t is often discolored, and the aftermath is simply a disgusting pool of red or greenish-brown liquid in your toilet bowl. the stench, even with fans, can often last for 17-36 hours.
if you don’t want to live through taking a liquid fire sh-t, avoid pepper eating contests, and large quant-ties of mexican food.
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