Liquidump
a dump in the form of nearly 100% liquid. these dumps are commonly -ssociated with a sharp, burning sensation and lethal stench. common causes of a liquidump include greasy mexican or chinese food, m-ss amounts of beer, contaminated water, and various forms of the flu. toilet paper companies profit largely off liquidumps as most jobs require half a roll, on average, to wipe.
“hey man, i gotta use the john.”
“uhh, i’d stay outta there for at least a couple more hours. i just took a m-ssive liquidump.”
“i see… i’ll just go outside then…”
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