liquor lie
the automotic lie that occours when asked or explaining to someone how much alcohol one has had to drink in a given time period.
dude1: omg i’ve had like 25 beers allread tonight!! (liquor lie)
sober guy: really, that seems like quite an excessive amount.
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cop: how much have you had to drink tonight?
dude1: idono probly like 2 er3 beers (liquor lie)
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