Listen to Jan
to m-st-rb-t- vigorously. coined because it seems that anyone named jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can’t help but m-st-rb-t- vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker’s face.
did you hear about leo? he listen to jan’d so hard he has tennis elbow.
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