lit dick



1) a person who announces constantly that they vape, and or vape out in public in an annoying fashion.

2) a person who brags about their p*n*s size, however it is small.
3) a male’s d*ck who is erected and spotted in public.
1) look at this lit d*ck makin smoke n sh*t.
2) for f*cks sake its only a decimeter you dumb*ss lit d*ck.
3) hey man cover yourself, you gotta lit d*ck.
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