lit nerd
a person who loves literature because reading is f-cking awesome. more often then not, these people are also grammar n-z-s.
lit nerd: i’m so b-mmed i can’t go to the bright eyes concert this friday! i spent all my money!
normal person: why did you spend all your money?
lit nerd: i saw a secondhand bookstore the other day and ended up buying everything in sight….
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- FI Audio
the most over-hyped car audio company known to mankind. a company that is run by a bunch of p-ssy -ss b-tches, and makes some of the worst sounding subwoofers known to mankind. a companies whos products dominate the used for sale section due to their poor quality. person 1: my subwoofer sounds like a middle […]
- gasshole
those who cut throug a gas station driveway to avoid a red light. look at that g-sshole cutting through…what a jerk! the -sshole that cuts you off to get the last pump at the gas station. when you’re pulling into the last available pump and some pr-ck driving a blue ford focus cuts you off […]
- Gassim
verb falling in love with a girl after she slaps him because he told her she was average looking. man, that guy just g-ssimed me.
- sasaru
it means you took a sh-t. i just took a sasaru in my toilet. that kid just took a sasaru in his pants..
- Discuntled
an upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse. “the stupid b-tch threw a fit and became disc-ntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway” an extremely disgruntled mean woman. “i’m disc-ntled today because they woke me up early to come into work on my day off.”