literally shooting the shit
shooting actual sh-t. that’s right, as in p–ping. not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual sh-t. don’t say “literally” unless you mean it to be literal.
“she was on the toilet literally shooting the sh-t for hours. it was an unpleasant experience for all.”
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