Literary Hard-on


a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
the visual interpretation of the divine comedy used in dante’s inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.

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