Literate n00b


one who can read, and type. but usually just types up alot of cr-p that a n00b would say… only they spell it out correctly.
h-llo! will you be my girlfriend? i’m a really good kisser! please? -wink wink-

{after being rejected}

fine, then! you were ugly anyways! i was just trying to be nice, you !

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