Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb
this task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fort-tude and omnipotence. although it may only be performed at the bed of the tigress and euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord hades.
the task:
1. dab thy finger with dijon mustard. (must be dijon)
2. prepare thy lady for a sweep of the v-g-n-l innards.
3. the round about, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 gazelles in the direction of thy female cl-t b-tton.
4. contact! graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.
5. continue thy motion in a seamless flow. the ladies cl-t command center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.
6. finish by bellowing ” your flesh will beckon within the chambers of h-ll my lady,”
7. wash your hands.
ex. upon gathering fruit at the bed of the tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. of course i responded by performing the lithuanian cl-t brush burn a.k.a cl-t bomb
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