Litos Baker’s Dozen


instead of the regular baker’s dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
“when i opened up the box of donuts i thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an litos baker’s dozen. boy was i p-ssed!”

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