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probably 40% jewish, 33% asian (including indian and filipino), 25% other white kids, 2% other(black, hispanic). full of rich jewish kids who don’t know the value of money. bmw’s and audi’s are popular first cars for seventeen year olds with fresh new licenses, however, most kids drive at age sixteen without licenses, and don’t get caught because livingston police are so naive. most kids don’t have jobs and use their parents money or drug money to buy expensive clothes.

the kids are also very stupid because livingston has a great drug-education program, but 75% if kids have probably tried or still do drugs, yet they know better. they also sell drugs, and their parents don’t question where the money comes from, because the parents -ssume it’s from their credit cards.

however, apart from that, livingston is generally very intelligent. this sector of livingston high school is mostly made up of asians and a few smart white kids. kids mostly place first, rarely second, in math compet-tions. most kids go to the ivy league, and top schools, and 3.8 gpas are looked down upon. if you don’t take an honors or ap cl-ss, you are stupid.

but in recent years, the town has gone downhill because a lot of ghetto kids have moved to livingston and are bringing the school down.

last name of choice is gold___, silver___, rosen___, cohen, ____witz, and schneider. jews are so popular, that judaism is no longer a religion, it’s a nationality. the town is so full of jews that the only thing kids learn about is the holocaust, and all other instances of genocide are completely forgotten.
at livingston high school, (insert girl’s name) cohen loves her coach purse, seven jeans, and brand new audi that she will crash within a month of getting her licsense. her parents will then buy her a brand new bmw to replace that audi. on weekends, she drinks and gets high with (insert boy’s name) silverman, and drives home intoxicated, only to be ignored by the police.
as much as everybody complains that they hate livingston, it’s not that bad of a town. the crime rate is relatively low (though it’s been getting worse because the ghetto kids from newark and west orange have been moving in). even though there are many cliques (asians, j-ps, blacks and hispanics, etc.) and you would think we’re just a rich stuck up town, people are surprisingly nice to each other. there are rarely any cases of “bullying” and whatever. livingston is also close to nyc and the sh-r-, and at least we have a movie theater, ice skating rink, and a few restaurants. there are three malls near us – livingston mall, willowbrook mall, and short hills mall. n-body ever goes to the livingston mall because the short hills mall has the expensive name brand stores.

most people here are obnoxiously rich. kids whose families have airplanes and private jets are considered a little richer than everyone else, but it’s not that out of the ordinary. you look at the student parking lot and see range rovers, audis, and bmws, and then look at the teachers parking lot and see regular cars like hondas and fords. if you don’t own at least one pair of true religion jeans or something designed by tory burch, you aren’t a true livingstoner. and by livingstoner, i mean livingstoner.

everyone here does drugs because they have nothing better to do with their money, and if anything ever happens, their parents can hire the best lawyers and use money to pay their way out.

people here are also really smart. the top 10% always has a 4.0+ gpa, and if not, then that year’s graduating cl-ss was stupid. there is always at least one kid going to harvard, and if not, then it’s a shame. we always win science and math compet-tions. the intelligent bunch is mainly made up of asians (including indians), then jews. the dumb people are usually the guido kids who end up going to moco, or as they like to call it, ccm because it sounds better than moco even though its the same thing.

livingston parents are h-ll to teachers and the board of eduacation. they call to complain about everything.

livingston high school recently had a brand new science wing and gym (aka fitness and wellness center lol wtf?) built. the science wing was necessary because the old science equipment was out of date, but the 50 million new computers and automatic lights and sh-t weren’t. lhs just built it to look good. the gym was perfectly fine too, but the school just wasted a couple hundred million dollars on it so that our sports teams look better, even though most teams suck (except for like tennis and track which don’t play in the gym).

when the lhs football team finally won the championship this year, everyone went crazy about it because our team sucks b-lls and it finally accomplished something.

go lancers?
one day, at livingston high school…

hey, why aren’t you wearing your true religion jeans?
oh, that’s because i’m wearing my seven’s today!
if they didn’t cost at least $200, they’re not good enough.
don’t worry, mine cost even more!
yay!
see “lower merion high school”:

a school that sp-wns so low wearing, starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, dave mattew’s band listening, platt partying, shampoo clubbing, jewish practicing, nice car driving, s-x having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the -sshole capital of the us, the mainline. and even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

all the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

every one follows the same trends, and no one thinks for themselves.

all kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time julie p-ssed out and the cops came.

people here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

if you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, i suggest you go to this school.

typical attire of a lower merion student

girl:
northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes
yeah bro, i go to livingston high school and i love in ltown. keep calm and party on mof-cka leggooooo #leggooooooo.