Llanelli


llanelli is a small town in south west wales, people from llanelli are also named turks, most people moan about the town but they secretly wouldnt wanna live anywhere else, look past all the heroin smack rats tryin to rob you and you’ll find some great people who are truely mental.
we have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea.
llanelli boys are better in bed, better at fighting, better at drinking than anyone else……fact
omg did you just see that boy kick f-ck out of the 10 roid head swansea jack c-nts then sh-g all their birds???

yea….. thats a llanelli boy for you

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