lma


leave me alone.
usually used in instant messaging
girl:hi!

boy: lma
leave me alone
when your girl or someone just keeps texting you while your busy and they know that you’re caught up doing something.
“lma i’ll ttyl!!!”
lick my -sshole
people think you mean “leave me alone” but you really just want them to lick your -sshole.
girl: heyy!!!!!!!

boy:lma

girl: leave you alone?):

boy: no, lick my -sshole :d
abbreviation for: lick my -sshole, founded by m. faith.
girl comes over some night, what does she say?
lma
a sarcastic derivative of lmao, lma means that you know what your friend just said was a horrible joke that he is laughing, and you think it was pathetic and don’t really want to laugh at it all.
person 1: why did the republican cross the road?
person 2: ?
person 1: to kill babies!! lolololol
person 2: lma…
person 1: -explodes-

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