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• local racer

  someone who follows closly behind your car even though you are traveling at a resonable speed in an unfamiliar area. usually on winding backroads where their knowledge of the roads allow them to drive at high speed. “i was trying to find the party when a local racer started riding my -ss”

• chameleon tongue

  when your mouth is so dry and sticky it feels as though you could shoot your tongue out and catch a fly. dan says to tom i had a great night last night but got a real bad case of chameleon tongue must have had one to many beers.

• Lockerley

  tiny english village in the middle of nowhere which hosts various (usually diasatrous) p-ss ups in fields. ridiculous lack of transport links and anything remotely interesting to do. “i’m going to a p-ss up in lockerley”

• muonter

  the word pre dates the dictionarry modern deffinition tho is getting totaly tw-tted my god i got muonted you muont monster fluffy punters muonting muonters!

• muppetic irony

  when a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (the implication is that the human has a muppet’s hand up his or her -ss, controlling his or her every move.) man, doug is whacked out; he’s singing nursery rhymes! that’s some muppetic irony sh-t […]

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