load bearing monster


a fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the sp-cecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.
game master: “the giant falls dead, but just as you think you’re safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously.”

player: “aw cr-p, he’s a load bearing monster! loot the body and run!”

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