Loaded Baked Potato
hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and f-cking her brains out until she barfs, then c-mming on top of the barf pile.
i met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a loaded baked potato.
the act of performing veracious -n-l thrustage while the -n-l cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. after fertilizing the know tender “potato” with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the -n-s. watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.
see also ‘gravy boat’
anytime johny wants a loaded baked potato, i bend over and tell him “fill ‘er up!”
the paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking v-g-n-l area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored l-b–.
wizard sleeves – far before the v-g-n-‘s time.
i saw you staring at anberlin’s booty-shorts camel toe, but you don’t know that b-tch gots loaded baked potato!
when you take a dump in a pillow case and then while f-cking from behind you smash their face into the pillow
in order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase
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