loaded fist
a wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty sk-nk senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. shouts of “wilko” would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circ-mstances.
an excellent retaliation if a filthy wh-r-bag has top decked your place of residence.
lex: what happened to your hand, man?
chris: gave mich-lle a loaded fist last night.
lex: why? that seems kinds harsh.
chris: that miserable wh-r- top decked my place during last sat-rday nights party.
lex: in ya face, b-tch!
chris: indeed!
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