lobot
anyone who walks around with one of those stupid bluetooth thingies on their ear.
corey:
“hey dad, why is that lobot here? who is going to be calling him here at denny’s at 6:00 in the morning?”
dad:
“son you don’t understand. lobot’s just want to give everyone else in the room the impression that they’re important.”
1) someone who behaves in a robotic manner due to the removal of their frontal lobe through a process known as a lobotomy. 2) a derogatory term used to describe a person behaving as if they have been lobotomized, though they still have their frontal lobe intact and fully functional.
1) daughter of lobotomized man: “i was at the center all day yesterday, navigating dad through all of the lobots.”
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2) woman: “man, i had a date with this total lobot last night. i spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room.”
the name given to peeps wearing large headphones, resembling lobot the cloud city character in the empire strikes back.
person a) check out that sweet honey
person b) which one?
person a) that one over there, standing next to the lobot
or
check out the size of those headphones on that lobot over there.
someone who wears their bluetooth headset all the time, even when they are not using it. this is a reference to the character lobot from star wars: the empire strikes back.
dave is such a lobot.
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