lobster disease
a person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having s-x, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. once they’ve shared a s-xual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.
the term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, friends, where ross is upset because rachel and him weren’t getting together whereby phoebe re-ssures him saying that rachel is his lobster. lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
“jane can’t have casual s-x with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease”
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