lobster head
a shameful thing
it’s a shameful thing, lobster head.
someone who uses the phrases; tell me why, that ain’t “phresh”, thats “phresh”, or “shiste” accompanied with “naah” or yo in every sentence they say. may also refer to a white person who refers to other white people as “n-gg-“.
lobsterhead 1-“naah yo, tell me why i got head yesterday yo.”
lobsterhead 2- “shistey yo, that sh-ts phresh.”
chump, mark
“you had to f-ck that lobster head–ss n-gg-…i should have slapped you…but the god said chiiill…”
lobster head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes. lobster head is not only beyond time and sp-ce, lobster head is time and sp-ce. lobster head is the ying to your yang (or you can be the ying, lobster head really doesn’t give a flying f-ck.) lobster head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. although lobster head first presented itself to this dimension on the glorious night of november 21st 2007, lobster head has always, and will always be. lobster head is a baby’s first smile, and the first bicep jeffery daumer ever ate. lobster head is love. lobster head is hate. to quote dr. egon spengler, “try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.” this is what a human’s first experience of lobster head is often like. yes, lobster head is total protonic reversal. the most important thing to remember is that lobster head is forever, the rest will just fall into place. finally, why “gimme drank?” well, shout it out loud and all of your questions will be answered. lh4eva
lobster head forever don’t you ever f-ck with me!
lobster head is a lifestyle and a way of looking at the world.
lobster head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes.
lobster head is not only beyond time and sp-ce, lobster head is time and sp-ce.
lobster head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. lobster head has always, and will always be.
lobster head is love. lobster head is hate.
the most important thing to remember is that lobster head is forever, the rest will just fall into place.
lobster head for life
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