LOBSTER POLISH


a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: i couldn’t find the lobster polish!
chef: it might be in the bas-m-nt storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!

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