lobster pot

a highly addictive, dangerous drug derived from algae scr-ped off of lobster sh-lls. the most potent lobster pot comes from lobsters caught in the bering strait of alaska. this is seen on the hit show the deadliest catch- the lobsters are quickly put into underground tanks in which excons harvest lobster pot off of the catch. the lobsters are rarely shown in these tanks, as any signs of lobster pot harvesting would result in the forfeiture of the drugs to the dea, and subsequent criminal prosecution. users of lobster pot often observe hallucinations and feelings of invincibility. in fact, the underground rapper lil nicky fizzle was arrested after allegedly eating his girlfriend, mistaking her for a chicken parmigiana grinder.
lobster pothead: yo n-gg- yo gots that lobster pot?

friend: nah n-gg-, that sh-t is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of nicky fizzle? that dude ate his ho
the dried result of scr-ping a single-celled green algae off of the sh-lls of lobsters, which is then rolled and smoked or smoked from a pipe. highly illegal and prosecuted.
stoner: hey you have any of that lobster pot?
fisherman: shhh man, you’re gonne get me busted for dealing.
main love of your life
hey lobsterpot – how’s tricks?
a gay pejorative exclusive to people from maine suggesting an imminent dominating s-xual encounter that can’t be escaped.
king crab angles over to me and tries to b-tter me up with his beady eyes, but i knew what was coming.

“here,” he says, “put this bib on. you’re gonna be my bisque tonight. i’m gonna fork you mercilessly.”

i knew right then and there i was in a world of screaming hot water. indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. a cracker’s world, with no bottom in sight.
when you order a beer in a bar and it turns out to be extremely expensive but are obliged to pay for it and finish it
we walked in to this lobster pot of a bar.. ordered a few beers and drank them quick.. when we got the bill, it was three times more than we expected!
when a female has claws attatched to her v-g-n-
gee whiz wally, her lobster pot snapped my d-ck right off