lock monstering
when you taken such a large cr-p it starts peeking up over the water in the toilet bowl, like the lock ness monster’s head peeking out of the lock.
dude, i ate so much celery, beans, and popcorn that i started lock monstering when i took a sh-t. seriously, my cr-p was poking out of the water so much it nearly touched my -ss.
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