lock of the week


a term used to convince others to sports invest there entire account balance on a relatively unlikely sports outcome
“listen, you have to put it all on the melbourne storm against the panthers tonight, it’s my lock of the week”
you then proceed to lose a grand, and have to drink yourself to death

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