locker dockers
/’läker ‘däkers/ n.
the people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.
can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
teacher (4th period history for mr. h.): “why are you l8?!?”
robbie & i: “sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway.”
teacher: “back in my day, i was… a locker docker. but after a long time in rehab, i quit and am now a better person.”
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