Locker Fables
(a.k.a. hall fables)- when one has a story to tell others in the time between cl-sses, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next cl-ss in time. such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
friend 1: “dude, i just heard a couple epic locker fables!”
friend 2: “what were they about?”
friend 1: “i don’t know much, but i heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a alligator f-ckhouse or something like that”
friend 2: “……well at least you made it to econ on time.”
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