locker room banter

(1) things said between guys in gym, school or club locker rooms
(2) a politician’s made up phrase for an excuse for getting caught saying disgusting things about members of the opposite s*x.
“yes, i said i don’t even wait. and when you’re a star they let you do it. you can do anything … grab them by the p*ssy. you can do anything.”, but it was just locker room banter.”

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