Lockland


small village near cincinnati. poor, boring, and… small, lockland has a school thats in the hole. once a booming city, everything went to sh-t when p&g moved. despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. about 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.
guy 1: yea, i live in lockland.
guy 2: where?
guy 1: lockland..
guy 2: a land of locks?
(guy 1 procceds to stab guy 2)
man this lockset 513, ja heard n-gg- we reppin the cincy, the nasti naty up in this peice u come here and u come to lockland and zone 15 bout 10 seconds away the largest black community in america
(as in example one, but n-gg-)

n-gg- 1: yo n-gg- u beefin
n-gg- 2: manmnmnnnn watch out cuwzzzz
n-gg- 1: whatch yo mommmas fat f-cking -ss
n-gg- 2: what mother f-cker ima merk u ooooo sh-t no u didnt, uh hu n-gg- u dun crunked up (proceeds to pick up phone and dial 513-the-zone, for all you dumb f-cks thats 513-843-906)
n-gg- 1: sh-t i aint skerddd
n-gg- 2: sh-t u bout to get wallhacked zuper pwnt

(bang, bang bang, bang, bang bang bang, bang king, bang bang bang bang)

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