lodsys


to attempt to f-ck someone in the -ss by threatening to sue them if they don’t accept said -ssf-ck, and even though you have absolutely no legitimate legal standing to sue, you know the person will likely accept said -ssf-ck because it’s much cheaper than him hiring a lawyer, who may or may not be on the take as well.
man, i hear you got lodsys’d the other day, sorry man. my uncle got lodsys’d the other day too, and now everyone’s trying to lodsys him.

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