loftness


is a big eyed scruffy creature known to cause shenanigans. it dwells in the state of new york and likes to be lazy. when it’s not lazy it travels to cedar point. the loftness is forever alone.
the loftness has stared awkwardly at the cashier while waiting for his food. the workers did not know how to react.

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