Loftus Surprise
when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a std (that he has caught off someone else) – he then p-sses it to her and blames her for giving it to him.
frank: “steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?”
steve: “she felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3”
frank: “how did you manage that?”
steve: “i gave her the loftus surprise”
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