loftus
one of the few outdoor basketball courts in the epping area in sydney. despite its famed reputation, it is the biggest sh-thole in the city, populated by m-sses of university students and individuals of asian origin who make up the demographic of the suburb. also frequented by the jaydogs. used as a metonym for playing basketball to the point where it has become a description for individuals who play basketball. it is constantly being threatened by arsons.
oi lets loftus tomorrow. (play basketball tomorrow)
is he a loftus? (does he play basketball)
loftus will burn.
the second worst suburb in sydney behind kingsgrove. loftus is a naturally occuring cesspool where rare breeds of rodents multiply and flourish.
one day, i was walking around in the shire and suddenly, i found i was lost in loftus!! it took me 3 and a half days to find another person. and he didn’t have a phone. it took me another 2 whole weeks to find a phone. then i was rescued
a beautiful place located in the shire. it is also the center of the universe and has an abnormally high elevation. people are friendly, offten lending fellow loftus dwellers favours without a second thought. the bushland is in pristine condition, providing a spectacular view for onlookers and bushwalkers alike.
1) man, just p-ssing through loftus was awesome!!! i wished i lived there!
2) loftus is so high up, i can see tasmania from here!
3) wow we’re in the centre of the universe- we’re in loftus!
a “loftus” is when someone is mistaken into revealing their love for someone else, when in a completely sober state.
jamie: allow, i got baited out by jack over my love laura.
everyone: ah mate you had a loftus done to you
1. suburb located in the shire
2. deep sh-t-hole
3. where franny lives
franny lives in loftus
1. suburb located in the shire; the natural bushland is in pristine condition. there is a strong sense of community with happiness and peace abounding plentifully.
as i was walking along the soft padded pathway of loftus, the soft sunlight streamed through the branches of the leafy trees lining the path, creating a golden halo of light around my head. suddenly i felt a cool gentle breeze on my cheeks; fragrant petals showered from the trees above around me – i felt like i was in heaven.
the ghetto of the sutherland shire
will apear on google earth as a block spot
has a service station
has a bottle-o
“roll ur windows up, we’re p-ssing through loftus”
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