Log Cabin Republicans

a group of h-m-s-xual americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the usa by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for h-m-s-xual americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
“h-llo! i’m milt, and i’m here for the republican victory party!”
“great milt! welcome! i’ve got you registered right here! what gop group was that again?”
“log cabin republicans!”
“fantastic, milt! why don’t you go with those two officers there and they’ll escort you off the premises! by the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that social services can take them.”
“what?!?”
“milt, it’s not my d-mned fault if you’re too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. next!”
gay republican, doesn’t make much sense.
queeny f-g 1: omg i heard that adam is a republican!?

queeny f-g 2: yep, he’s a log cabin republican now.
a confused, prideless group of h-m-s-xual men and women who, ironically, support h-m-phobia by voting for h-m-phobic republican candidates. log cabin republicans claim to be changing att-tudes toward h-m-s-xuals withing the republican party, but in reality, if they really want to help, they should simply change their red to blue.
log cabin republican(lcr):vote republican! forget the fact that we really arn’t doing anything to end h-m-phobia or advance gay rights…those are low priority agendas.
a branch of the republican party for gays. (i don’t know what they are thinking)
california is having a fund raiser sponsored by the log cabin rpublicans.
a gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his s-xual orientation. the modern equivalent of “jews for hitler”.
after voting for romney, the log cabin republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.
a gay republican. it refers to abraham lincoln – a republican president whose s-xuality has long been debated. abraham lincoln was born in a log cabin. hence, log cabin republican.
person one: rzs must be a queeny f-g.
person two: really? isn’t he a republican?
person one: yea, a log cabin republican. just like larry craig.
person two: so, is he also a self-hating bigot?
person one: honey, all log cabin republicans are.