log whisperer
a person who speaks to his sh-t in a soft tone. he only whisper to the “bad” or “deliquent” logs that:
a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble sh-ts
we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.
if you want to correct your incorrect sh-ts. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to sh-t, then be a log whisperer
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